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13 years ago
JohnoAnd here's mine.Wow Rob,
Did you boil your hand in Listerine afterwards?
Then again, after brushing up against a couple dozen people without pants a few weeks ago, I really shouldn’t be so squeamish about meeting people on the subway.
joolie
I hate to say this, but there is no way one of the college guys wouldn’t think to touch either his “gluteal furrow” or scrotum before hi-fiving. It’s too tempting. Most of the people touched some kind of nether-sweat.
Andrea M.
The looks on the people’s faces are amazing! I would love for this to happen to me.
Who cares about germs? They’re good for you, keeps your immune system strong.
Andrea, gotta agree with you here. My friend who's a bio major was recently discussing some research allegedly claiming that if a massive/bubonic plague-level outbreak of disease were to reach the US, a lot of the population would be screwed off the bat due to germophobe-induced, incredibly weak immune systems etc etc etc
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